static void
ram(void)
{
int i, n;
time_t t;
n = 5;
srand((unsigned) time(&t));
i=rand() % 63;
switch (i+1) {
//source https://raw.githubusercontent.com/sudo-project/sudo/607076d8a0b42688b63d5da52b54715730022586/plugins/sudoers/ins_goons.h
case 1 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"You silly, twisted boy you.");
break;
case 2 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"He has fallen in the water!");
break;
case 3 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"We'll all be murdered in our beds!");
break;
case 4 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"You can't come in. Our tiger has got flu");
break;
case 5 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"I don't wish to know that.");
break;
case 6 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?");
break;
case 7 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"You can't get the wood, you know.");
break;
case 8 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"You'll starve!");
break;
case 9 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"... and it used to be so popular...");
break;
case 10 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"Pauses for audience applause, not a sausage");
break;
case 11 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"Hold it up to the light --- not a brain in sight!");
break;
case 12 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"Have a gorilla...");
break;
case 13 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"There must be cure for it!");
break;
case 14 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"There's a lot of it about, you know.");
break;
case 15 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"You do that again and see what happens...");
break;
case 16 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"Ying Tong Iddle I Po");
break;
case 17 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"Harm can come to a young lad like that!");
break;
case 18 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"And with that remarks folks, the case of the Crown vs yourself was proven.");
break;
case 19 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"Speak English you fool --- there are no subtitles in this scene.");
break;
case 20 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"You gotta go owwwww!");
break;
case 21 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"I have been called worse.");
break;
case 22 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"It's only your word against mine.");
break;
case 23 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"I think ... err ... I think ... I think I'll go home");
break;
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case 25 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"I fart in your general direction!");
break;
case 26 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!");
break;
case 27 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring!");
break;
case 28 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"I wave my private parts at your aunties!");
break;
case 29 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!");
break;
case 30 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"I wish to make a complaint.");
break;
case 31 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"When you're walking home tonight, and some homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me!");
break;
case 32 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"This man, he doesn't know when he's beaten! He doesn't know when he's winning, either. He has no... sort of... sensory apparatus...");
break;
case 33 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"There's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.");
break;
case 34 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"I'm very sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid.");
break;
//source https://raw.githubusercontent.com/sudo-project/sudo/607076d8a0b42688b63d5da52b54715730022586/plugins/sudoers/ins_2001.h
case 36 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"Just what do you think you're doing Dave?");
break;
case 37 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"It can only be attributed to human error.");
break;
case 38 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"That's something I cannot allow to happen.");
break;
case 39 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"My mind is going. I can feel it.");
break;
case 40 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"Sorry about this, I know it's a bit silly.");
break;
case 41 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"Take a stress pill and think things over.");
break;
case 42 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.");
break;
case 43 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"I feel much better now.");
break;
//source https://raw.githubusercontent.com/sudo-project/sudo/607076d8a0b42688b63d5da52b54715730022586/plugins/sudoers/ins_classic.h
case 45 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"Wrong! You cheating scum!") ;
break;
case 46 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"And you call yourself a Rocket Scientist!");
break;
case 47 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"No soap, honkie-lips.") ;
break;
case 48 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"Where did you learn to type?");
break;
case 49 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"Are you on drugs?") ;
break;
case 50 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"My pet ferret can type better than you!");
break;
case 51 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"You type like i drive.") ;
break;
case 52 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"Do you think like you type?");
break;
case 53 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"Your mind just hasn't been the same since the electro-shock, has it?");
break;
//source https://raw.githubusercontent.com/sudo-project/sudo/607076d8a0b42688b63d5da52b54715730022586/plugins/sudoers/ins_csops.h
case 55 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"Maybe if you used more than just two fingers...");
break;
case 56 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"BOB says: You seem to have forgotten your passwd, enter another!");
break;
case 57 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"stty: unknown mode: doofus");
break;
case 58 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"I can't hear you -- I'm using the scrambler.");
break;
case 59 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"The more you drive -- the dumber you get.");
break;
case 60 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"Listen, broccoli brains, I don't have time to listen to this trash.");
break;
case 61 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"Listen, burrito brains, I don't have time to listen to this trash.");
break;
case 62 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"I've seen penguins that can type better than that.");
break;
case 63 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"Have you considered trying to match wits with a rutabaga?");
break;
case 64 :
snprintf(mass,sizeof(mass),"You speak an infinite deal of nothing");
break;
}
}
